1. misterhippity:

1. ass-crack potato

    misterhippity:

    1. ass-crack potato

  2. explodingcolor:

that one line from mean girls no one seems to remember or quote extensively

    explodingcolor:

    that one line from mean girls no one seems to remember or quote extensively

  3. lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

    lovesexdevotion:

    That was so beautiful

  4. oldbookillustrations:

Gods and men rejoiced at the bringing back of Proserpine.
Helen Stratton, from A book of myths, by Jeanie Lang, New York, 1915.
(Source: archive.org)

    oldbookillustrations:

    Gods and men rejoiced at the bringing back of Proserpine.

    Helen Stratton, from A book of myths, by Jeanie Lang, New York, 1915.

    (Source: archive.org)

  5. Album Art

    I don’t know if anything will ever be funnier to me then Adam Scott trying to get through the joke he makes at the end of this clip

    Title
    Have you ever lain within a hammock?
    Artist
    Adam Scott Aukerman
    Album
    U Talkin' U2 To Me?
  6. Album Art

    buzzfeed:

    mississippiabigail:

    how i communicate

    Ah, yes, the song of my people.

    Title
    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  7. animalstalkinginallcaps:

SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.
AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.
I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.

    animalstalkinginallcaps:

    SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.

    AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.

    I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.

  8. ragamuffin-shauntilly:

    fat-sweatpants-and-chocolate:

    adventuresonpaper:

    booktown:

    adventuresonpaper:

    booktown:

    HOW DO PEOPLE READ WITH THE SLEEVE ON THE HARD COVER BOOK?! i JUST CAN’T

    IDK I JUST FEEL WEIRD WHEN ITS NOT ON

    I JUST FEEL SO MUCH MORE RELAXED WHEN THE BOOK’S NOT WEARING CLOTHES TO IMPRESS ME. JUST THE HARD BOOK IN MY HANDS

    THIS JUST GOT SEXUAL REALLY QUICKLY 

    image

  9. 
Tom Hiddleston seen dressed in costume while filming scenes for the new horror movie ‘Crimson Peak’ in Toronto on April 16, 2014 (x)

    Tom Hiddleston seen dressed in costume while filming scenes for the new horror movie ‘Crimson Peak’ in Toronto on April 16, 2014 (x)

  10. blvckgoldenn:

That one friend that acts out when boys are around

    blvckgoldenn:

    That one friend that acts out when boys are around

  11. w  a  r    i  s    w  a  r ; 

    but killing a man at a wedding? horrid.
    what sort of m o n s t e r, would do such a thing?

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